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Girl Falling Over Goats.
Oh god. They’re everywhere.

collegehumor:

Girl Falling Over Goats.

Oh god. They’re everywhere.

theclearlydope:

Nothing get the club hopping like a DNA test beat droppppppp.

theclearlydope:

Nothing get the club hopping like a DNA test beat droppppppp.

(Source: polifque)

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somethingfortheladies:

Dirty Projectors - “About to Die”

I went to the Dirty Projectors’ hometown show in Brooklyn Tuesday night (unofficially, their album release show), and all their new songs felt right at home in the scenic Prospect Park. The Art-Folk on Swing Lo Magellan was the perfect soundtrack for the beautiful weather in the most musically-conscious of the five boroughs. The gorgeous harmonies of the intricate, yet danceable, “About to Die” was just what the crowd needed to get going as the band launched into a set filled to the brim with new music.

Dave Longstreth and co. are officially back, and they even have more on the way.

"My ex liked to go down on me when I was in the kitchen cooking. As our relationship continued, he would continue to do it when I was in the kitchen but never anywhere else. Turns out, he was trying to psychologically condition me to really want to cook all the time. Fucker."

Rough Love: He’s An Asshole, but Maybe Also A Genius

(Source: College Humor, via collegehumor)

collegehumor:


Awesome Vending Machine Sells Jack Daniels



Then it falls and shatters on the bottom of the machine.

collegehumor:

Awesome Vending Machine Sells Jack Daniels

Then it falls and shatters on the bottom of the machine.

(Source: reddit.com)

collegehumor:

Cat Used as Creepy Mask
It was a man. Sort of a cat man.

collegehumor:

Cat Used as Creepy Mask

It was a man. Sort of a cat man.

(Source: wastetheday)

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: Me in the club.

(Source: theamericankid)

collegehumor:

Obama Laughing at Things 
Here’s President Obama and Jimmy Fallon, laughing and really enjoying something on this computer. But what is it? What could possibly be so amusing? Here’s a couple of guesses.

collegehumor:

Obama Laughing at Things 

Here’s President Obama and Jimmy Fallon, laughing and really enjoying something on this computer. But what is it? What could possibly be so amusing? Here’s a couple of guesses.